MO Pics, Bi-atch!

So, I went to St. Louis, MO to visit the coolest Ryan I know and all I got were these kick ass pictures:

Here's Ryan giving me the "He's totally cool, he's with me" sign,
and I have no idea.

Jean and I arrived later Friday night after a wonderful, "Last night at Tony Sims," night and thought we should go to an even cooler bar with even cooler live music and pricier beer. If he looks like he's threatening the mic, don't worry he's probably just singing a Green Day song.

Well, I didn't get any pictures of David at his graduation with
my camera, but if I did I'm sure it would look exactly like this,
only with smaller breasts.

After fondling ginormous statuesque breasts, we decided to do some
shopping. I found four items of clothing for under $30 total, and Ryan
and Jean found Superman PJ's that I had to try on and take a picture in
the store that has signs posted saying, "No photographs inside store allowed!"
I totally would've gotten them too, but they were too big.

The rest of these pictures are pretty much from the Anheiser Busch tour, and electric bowling. I guess there's just something about beer and bowling that makes everyone photogenic.

Hell, they even have signs at Budweiser to encourage everyone.
It truly was a beautiful opportunity.

Here's a lovely sign of the Anheiser Busch building
we toured and drank for free. It's probably the
most beautiful thing I've ever seen...

...until I saw Luke the Clydesdale horse. The beer is strong with this one.



As if a beer tour wasn't cool enough, they had to add a freakin' basketball game that I totally
schooled everyone on. Look how huge I am!

Here's David, Ryan, and Jean by the "cool" Budweiser sign and trolleys. Jean totally got the
driver to honk his horn by flashing him her boobs. It was awesome!

Here's David with his most favorite graduation gift of all: Clyde the Clydesdale horse! He's too
precious for words.

Here he is with Jean and David actually riding the trolley. He's such a good horsey!

And here he is scoping out the rest of the plant. It's cool, though, Clyde works here.

After graduation, touring St. Louis, and drinking free beer at Budweiser, there was really only one thing left for us to do before I headed back to WI. And that, of course, was bowling!

Here's David planning his next move...or checking out that guy's package.

Either way, it worked and he and I totally won a game.



Jean did pretty good too, even though she was distracted by some major booty next door.

That's her missing a spare because she was too busy staring at that ginormous Cardinals fan!

That's ok, Jean. Ryan totally just missed one too...or he farted. It's kind of hard
to tell with that face.

I was so much on fire I had to unzip a little bit just to cool off. Booya!

Now that I was King Pin of the lanes it was about time to pack up my trophy and head back to crappy old Wisconsin. It shouldn't be too bad, though. It's only 9 hours away.

It's a nice day, I had a great trip, and now it's just me and the open road...and my digital camera to keep me entertained...I hope.

Well, I've been driving for awhile now, and I seem to be in Illinois. Look. This is me...in...Illinois.

I'm finally out of Illinois. Oh, but not before the freakin' dollar toll I have
to pay. Fuck you Illinois!




Here's me eating a pretzel in Wisconsin...Smoky Style! It'd probably be a lot sexier if I had a
bass guitar, and wasn't in Wisconsin with four hours of driving still ahead of me!

Jesus-tity fucking-Christ, somebody fucking kill me! I've made it back to Hudson where I can
now drive home to New Richmond, which I passed 30 minutes ago! I only pray the deer are more awake than I am because there's no way I'm swerving first!

Well, I made it home alive and full of pictures. I hope you enjoyed this blog almost as much as I enjoyed visiting my friends in Missouri, the "Show Me the way out of here" State!